Alright high school seniors, it’s time to get serious about your college admissions essay.
Yes, the dreaded college admissions essay:
- The most important writing assignment you will ever have.
- The 250-plus words that will determine your college fate and dictate the course of your entire life.
- Your opportunity to wow admissions committees with wit and candor and a vocabulary of Olympian proportions.
- Get it right and you will be on the path to health, happiness, and a future full success and riches beyond your wildest imagination. Get it wrong and… well, let’s not even go there.